I am spending my child support on dildos
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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