You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
My breasts were aching with rage.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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