my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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