hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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