i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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