never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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