I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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