Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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