I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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