i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
