I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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