i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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