Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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