I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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