I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
birth control should be required to get into college
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Randomize
