Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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