I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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