Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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