She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I understand Curling. That high.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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