If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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