She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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