Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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