I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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