You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I think people are normalizing furries
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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