But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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