She is in my trunk
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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