Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
She made me pour olive oil on her.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Randomize
