Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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