My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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