I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Randomize
