Do you still have your period?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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