for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize