I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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