Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
