Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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