West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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