am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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