they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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