There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
And then he peed in my hair
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