they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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