You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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