you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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