Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I know her cup size but not her name....
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