woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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