I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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