Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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