I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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