I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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