How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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