Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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