We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
