Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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