Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He passed out mid-signature
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just got carded by a ten year old.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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