Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I think i got beer on your cat.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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