Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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