sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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